DVD Movie Reviews

This week, you’re likely to encounter some poor young pimply soul that looks like they’ve seen better days. Ahhh… there’s nothing quite like that depressing going back to school feeling.

Been there, done that – it’s not the sort of feeling that I want to experience EVER again. However, if I was going to any of the schools you’ll find below, I might’ve felt a little more chuffed about returning to those days when being invisible was the only way to survive.

Hogwarts – Harry Potter flicks

Yum! I'd be up for this!

Come on, the buffets alone are worth attending this school for. Not to mention, with the help of magic, you could solve even the peskiest of problems and every now and again, school will cease thanks to a dark intruder. Less school = fun times.

Ridgemont High – Greese

Do these students ever attend classes? I think John Travolta spends more time gelling his hair and choosing between black outfits than anything else.

Sunnydale – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This is my kinda Graduation!

Granted, dealing with Principal Snyder wouldn’t be fun but who would care considering you’d spend more time lurking in dark corners with your very hot boyfriend? Not to mention, you’d never be bored considering the steady stream of teachers and students coming and going on a regular basis (we’ll ignore the high death count for now).

Springfield Elementary – The Simpsons

I speak from experience: watching two teachers/colleagues flirt (Ms.Krabappel and Principal Skinner) is funny stuff. It’s even funnier to see the mind games they attempt to play with one another. Imagine having Skinner’s mum as your mother-in-law. No thanks!

Capeside High – Dawson’s Creek

Has anyone noticed that there’s a lot of mega hot teachers at Capeside High? I did and hey, Pacey (Joshua Jackson) even gets on with one of them (Tamara for the record).

Bad Teacher

Awesome role model!

Oh come on, if a teacher stuck a gold star on my forehead, I’d think that they’re the coolest. Not to mention, keeping in-line with that whole honesty is the best policy theory, if my teacher told me that my baking sucked, she’d get brownie points with me. Cameron Diaz sure does play a meany well.

Well, there you have it. My list of ideal high schools is complete… got a few of your own to add? Do it!